Tag: Republican Jesus
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How Did “Do Unto Others” Become “Do What We Say”?
Ya know the game “telephone”? A person whispers something into the next person’s ear — who then whispers what they heard into the next person’s ear and so on until we get to the last person. Usually, the original message gets wildly corrupted into total gibberish which makes everyone laugh when they hear it —…
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Republican Jesus Wasn’t “Born” Rotten, He EVOLVED That Way…
People in the media ask a lot these days — how can evangelicals stand with Donald Trump, the most corrupt, most immoral, least Jesus-like person to ever walk the planet? It’s simple. Evangelicals & Fundamentalists don’t believe in “Jesus The Teacher”, they believe in “Jesus The Mascot”. Jesus the Maestro of Merch. Doing unto others…
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Wait… Didn’t You Used To Be Jesus?
Ever get nostalgic for the ‘Original Jesus’? You know — the guy who washed the feet of poor people cos he was THAT humble? No? Not ringing any bells? Welcome to Evolution. From ‘Do Unto Others’ to ‘Do Unto Others So Long As They’re White” to “Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You”. They…
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My Jesus Can Beat Up Your Jesus
I bet the ‘liturgy’ in ‘republican churches’ is lovely although it all sounds exactly like the “Money” by the Flying Lizards The best things in life are free But you can give them to the birds and bees I want money That’s what I want No doubt the republicans also believe that THEIR Jesus can…