Tag: Republicans
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Dr Ooga Booga Presents…
For my Republican Friends — All the Magical Thinking with none of the struggle. You’re welcome…
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Dear Main Stream Media – No, Both Sides DON’T Do It
I’m dying to know. Which class is it in America’s Journalism Schools that’s confusing everyone? Which class is instructing American Journalists that if you can’t write anything else, fall back on ‘Well, both sides do it…!’? Whichever class it is, it’s screwing up American Journalism to the point where American Journalism is HELPING undermine the…
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Wouldn’t Ya Just LOVE To Give Conservatives The World They REALLY Want?
Remember this guy? The Crypt Keeper? Friend of mine actually. For real. He used to say “Be careful what you wish for, kiddies, you may just get it!” Then the Crypt Keeper would laugh — kinda like this — And then he’d get on with the episode. Now, of course, when the Crypt Keeper warned…
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Finally – The ‘Health Care’ Trumpanistas Deserve: “TrumpCare PICK-AN-ORGAN”
Hey, Trumpanistas — Still fuming over ObamaCare? Still cursing the day your insurer was FORCED to insure your pre-existing condition without bankrupting you? Still hating on having to pay for other peoples’ health care — including WOMEN? Well TrumpCo has exactly what you’re looking for — a ‘health insurance’ plan that has the same grasp…
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If You Hate Donald J Trump, You Hate White, Christian Male Culture; There’s Hope For You…
Let’s define our terms first: The reason we’re in this damned mess is that the republican party (uncapitalized because undeserving), seeing a great demographic Black Hole and Extinction in its future, deliberately and knowingly conspired with RUSSIA to seize power from the American Electorate in a soft Coup D’Etat. Election 2016 was Illegitimate probably from…
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Why Republicans Are Like Dimples On A Golf Ball…
I’m feeling poetic today. Metaphorical. Republicans are like dimples on a golf ball — they’re all exactly alike. If just ONE dimple is ‘DIFFERENT’, the golf ball won’t fly the same. The change might be imperceptible to all but the most discerning eye. Won’t matter. The Golf Ball will know. And republicans are the Every-Dimple-Is-Exactly-Like-Every-Other-Dimple…
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KARMA’S a Bitch: ‘MITCH MCCONNELL Edition’
Of all the scumbags this story has given us, the scummiest & the baggiest is Mitch McConnell. If I believed in hell, I’d bet the ranch on Mitch landing there when his time here is done. Unfortunately, I don’t believe in hell — not imaginary hell anyway. But I sure do believe in Hell On…