How To Live BULLSHIT-FREE

I come into this conversation bi-liingual.  My wife is British so we speak both American and English in my house (and believe me — there IS a difference beyond a few words).  My son was born in Vancouver so, by association, also I speak Canadian. But even if I had no such ‘facility’ with languages…

This is an actual photo I took — at an actual 99Cents Only store here in Silver Lake (Los Angeles).  It does not get more bullshitty than this.  Okay, it does.  It gets A LOT more bullshitty. But goddamn it — this is UP THERE!

There’s a “PRIDE” of “LIONS”, a “POD” of “WHALES” or “DOLPHINS” and a “GAGGLE” of “GEESE” or “REPORTERS”… But what do you call a bunch of “REPUBLICANS”? Because the language needs to stay current, I’ve done some heavy lifting for us all and given appropriate names to these ‘groupings’ of people and creatures: A “GANG”…

Yeah, yeah — I ingest (one way or another) a shitload of THC every day.  I’ve come to not just love the stuff but adore it.  It makes my daily life possible. That’s not hyperbole. Could I survive without all the cannabis and THC I take?  Fuck, yes.  That doesn’t include sleeping however.  I’ve got…

I am not a fan of Magical Thinking.  In the Pantheon of Bullshit — Religion (which is nothing BUT Magical Thinking) is King.  It snares you when you’re young and your mind is unformed — when Magic and Awe are natural — because, being young — YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING. But, the theory is, as…

As I look around at what the republican party has done to us, to our Institutions, to a System of Self-Government that is the ENVY of the World — I see Corruption.  Great, steaming piles of it — all on fire and threatening to wipe out every last trace of Decency and Honor our Country…

Come Election 2018, I hope like hell that lots and lots and lots and LOTS of ‘Mollies’ register to run against the most nefarious group of pirates ever to band into a political party. But one Molly can defeat countless republicans.  One Molly can undo a great deal of the damage these shits and scumbags…

I draw the line here — What do you TAKE from your faith, theists? Do you take ‘Life Lessons’?  Good.  I’m all for it.  We can ALL do with positive, constructive LIFE LESSONS. “Do Unto Others”.  I’m down with it. Do you take HISTORY LESSONS from your faith?  Do you insist that — because some…

Hey, hey, Republicans!  I heard what your Dear Leader Mitch McConnell said yesterday about how, if you can’t sell this fabulous ‘tax fraud scheme’ of yours – ‘…you should get into another line of work”. Well, it’s pretty clear that, come 2018, you WILL need to get into another line of work since politics (in…

You can feel it, can’t you?  This whole rotten psycho drama is cruising toward a climax — toward the confrontation between Right and Wrong that we’ve been aching for since the moment Donald Trump ‘won’ this election.  A Showdown at Christmas.  How perfect. I don’t know about anyone else, but I can no longer look…