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What Do You Call A Group of Republicans? Why, A ‘GANG’, Of Course…
There’s a “PRIDE” of “LIONS”, a “POD” of “WHALES” or “DOLPHINS” and a “GAGGLE” of “GEESE” or “REPORTERS”… But what do you call a bunch of “REPUBLICANS”? Because the language needs to stay current, I’ve done some heavy lifting for us all and given appropriate names to these ‘groupings’ of people and creatures: A “GANG”…
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The Sooner More Americans Really Grasp That Cannabis Is Medicine The Better.
Yeah, yeah — I ingest (one way or another) a shitload of THC every day. I’ve come to not just love the stuff but adore it. It makes my daily life possible. That’s not hyperbole. Could I survive without all the cannabis and THC I take? Fuck, yes. That doesn’t include sleeping however. I’ve got…
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Why I Despise Hugh Hewitt: He EPITOMIZES Magical Thinking.
I am not a fan of Magical Thinking. In the Pantheon of Bullshit — Religion (which is nothing BUT Magical Thinking) is King. It snares you when you’re young and your mind is unformed — when Magic and Awe are natural — because, being young — YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING. But, the theory is, as…
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It’s Time For A NEW American ‘Declaration Of Independence’ — FROM CORRUPTION.
As I look around at what the republican party has done to us, to our Institutions, to a System of Self-Government that is the ENVY of the World — I see Corruption. Great, steaming piles of it — all on fire and threatening to wipe out every last trace of Decency and Honor our Country…
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Dear Santa: Send More Mollies…
Come Election 2018, I hope like hell that lots and lots and lots and LOTS of ‘Mollies’ register to run against the most nefarious group of pirates ever to band into a political party. But one Molly can defeat countless republicans. One Molly can undo a great deal of the damage these shits and scumbags…
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Magical Thinking: What Bullshit Is Made Of…
I draw the line here — What do you TAKE from your faith, theists? Do you take ‘Life Lessons’? Good. I’m all for it. We can ALL do with positive, constructive LIFE LESSONS. “Do Unto Others”. I’m down with it. Do you take HISTORY LESSONS from your faith? Do you insist that — because some…
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Mitch’s McConnell’s ‘Republican Employment Agency’ Job Board…
Hey, hey, Republicans! I heard what your Dear Leader Mitch McConnell said yesterday about how, if you can’t sell this fabulous ‘tax fraud scheme’ of yours – ‘…you should get into another line of work”. Well, it’s pretty clear that, come 2018, you WILL need to get into another line of work since politics (in…
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Trump-Russia Is Coming To A Head… Ya Can Feel It.
You can feel it, can’t you? This whole rotten psycho drama is cruising toward a climax — toward the confrontation between Right and Wrong that we’ve been aching for since the moment Donald Trump ‘won’ this election. A Showdown at Christmas. How perfect. I don’t know about anyone else, but I can no longer look…
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Dear Dems: There Are No Rules In Knife Fights.
First of all — I love, love, LOVE “Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid”. The script is brilliant. It’s literature — and reading William Goldman’s screenplay/book “Adventures In The Screen Trade” was my own ‘Idiot’s Guide’ to how to crack the Nut that is screenwriting. And Goldman — in ‘Butch Cassidy’ breaks every single rule…
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If You Believe In Magical Thinking — Your Decision Making Skills Obviously Suck
Maybe it’s an atheist thing… Let’s say, I meet you across a table for the first. After introductions we are charged with making a decision together. As a way to introduce myself (and, being verbose and didactic and, generally, annoying), I give you a sense of ‘how I think’ — the basis for my decision-making…