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Food For The Faithful: Sounds Like A Call For McOOGA-BOOGAS!
Our sister sight ‘Mulligan Jesus’ gets it so right sometimes. Okay, I’m biased. But check it out. As the site says — be careful when you order — the portions at McOoga-Boogas are HUGE. Bullshit is the most plentiful ‘natural resource’ on Earth… Bullshit — It’s What’s For Breakfast… Lunch AND Dinner
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It’s Harder Than It Looks Being A Civilized Country
This happened in a country the world thinks of as among its most civilized. Clearly, the World is a terrible judge of character. ICE has taken — AND LOST TRACK OF — nearly 1500 immigrant children from their parents at the border. According to PBS, some have even been sold to known HUMAN TRAFFICKERS. For…
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Get Used To A Gig Economy. It’s The Future For Most of Us
Back when I was growing up, there still existed this ‘notion’ that one’s goal was to educate oneself just enough to score a job with a Big Employer who would then be ‘Your Daddy’ till the day you retired. And, as your Employer was the source of your pension, too — they were going to…
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Today’s Mantra: “BACK IT UP OR IT’S BULLSHIT”
Why do we insist on making (relatively) simple problems complicated? Cause we’re human maybe… We’ve gotten it into our heads that discerning the Truth is difficult and requires a Yoda-like wisdom. No, it doesn’t. It’s actually quite easy. Easier still if you’ve managed to ID and Isolate the BULLSHIT in your life. The first thing…
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In The Pantheon of Bullshit, ‘Flag-Waving’ Sits Atop Its Flagpole
There are Americans – lots of em – who genuinely believe that Patriotism means you wave a flag at every opportunity and scream at people who don’t wave flags cause they’re being ‘unpatriotic’. They think the bigger the flag on their front lawn, the more patriotic they are. These are the same mooks who think…
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Stephen Miller’s FAVORITE ‘Dead Hooker Lasagna’ Recipe – You’ll LOVE It!
Normally, when people connect “food” with “Stephen Miller”, that means the food will be outbound. But, even a shit like Stephen has to meet his minimum daily allotment of nutrients — even if those mostly come from Stephen chowing down on human flesh. It so happens Stephen has a certain “gourmet flare”. Contrary to what…
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“Karma’s A Bitch” – MITCH MCCONNELL EDITION
When the end of this story gets written, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell will be seen as one of its Primo Villains. Mitch has taken hundreds of thousands of dollars from Russia (via his PACS — totally legal — until the context becomes TREASON). He’s worked hard, hard, HARD for his Republican Donor Class benefactors…
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Why TrumpWorld Makes Me Nostalgic
It’s days like today – when the news is Over The Top BONKERS and I feel very ‘on’ that I miss my dad especially. We would have had so many laughs together about all of this.
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The World Does Not Stand The Least Chance of Returning to Normal Or Even ‘Relative’ Safety Until DONALD TRUMP Is Either IN PRISON or IN HIS GRAVE.
That also goes for Mike Pence & the whole FUCKING Republican Hierarchy. Just sayin’…
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Greetings From ‘Twitter Jail’!
Another day of Twitter Jail for me for suggesting that maybe the world will be a better place if Newt Gingrich were to get hung. I was never ‘quite’ that direct but within a comma. I like to think I can learn from these things. Here’s me learning… Lesson: “Try as hard as you can…